Milo Shouldn’t Surprise Us

What did you expect? In a piece I wrote for this humble largely unread blog back in 2015 called, “Social Media, Murder and the Decline of Decorum” I proposed that the end of civil discourse was nigh. Kids, it’s here. Milo has been dropped by CPAC, has lost his book deal and was coaxed (I’m sure) to fall on his own sword over at Trumpbart. How did this happen? What could possibly bring down someone as brash and unfeeling as Milo? Answer: his own words. So how is this a signal that the end of conversation is here? Because we’re talking about Milo in the first place.

I am not going to lay out the entire story of what went down or what he talked about which led to his recent downfall. You can do that here. I am going to touch on the point that I had made during the election. Trumpism, at its core, was and is a visceral response to the smugness of liberalism which Americans were forced to endure for the past eight years. Anger seethed and the floodgates opened. Any, ‘movement’ based on anger is doomed to eat itself alive. Milo started off his public life by debating feminism and gamergate on talk shows and taped forums. In the beginning, he was hysterical, erudite, intelligent and didn’t care about who or what he was offending. He was great. Then, enter Trump. Of course Milo would latch his wagon to Trump’s rising star. Trump was being dragged through the mud by the mainstream media nightly and Milo saw a perfect chance to up his profile. People either love him or hate him which translates into readers, listeners and viewers. We love to watch people we agree with. We equally love to watch people we can’t stand. Confused? See; Kardashian. The sky was the limit for Milo after the election proved his prognostications to be correct. Hell, he was even invited to and appeared on Bill Maher’s weekly circle-jerk last Friday! Yeah, Milo was on his way to a level of stardom which he had always wanted.

Then someone found a video of him talking about relationships between older men and young boys. Allen Ginsberg rejoices in his boring, pedantic, prosaic grave.

So whats the point I’m trying to make? Easy. This is what happens when you let discourse become the pet projects of the extreme ends of any political party. The whiny losers in the ski masks who break windows during “demonstrations”, the eye-rollingly delusional women who obliquely defend violence towards people they disagree with, the guys who decide that open carry makes their worlds impenetrable from evil, are all speaking for us now. Don’t believe me? Then why is Milo news? Aside from what happened at Berkeley, why is he news? Maybe because we cover people like him too much. Maybe because we listen to people we agree with in order to justify our own opinions rather than challenge them. Or maybe it is because we are just pretty damn dim on the whole and we want others to articulate our points for us even if we’re not sure we fully agree with them. When that happens, you get Milo and Baked Alaska and Maher and Shaun King and all the rest of the worthless assholes who regularly assault our senses.

We let it happen. We deserve it. Can we fix it? Of course, but it might take a while. So screw it, let’s just see what else is on.

Milo Shouldn’t Surprise Us

Give It a Rest

Short one today, kids.

I understand that it is mind-numbing and enraging to be constantly lectured to by celebrities. I understand how infuriating it is to be harangued by someone who doesn’t know the price of heating oil and hasn’t done their own grocery shopping in fifteen years but looks at middle America like they are out of touch. I get it. Celebrities aren’t arbiters of what is true and virtuous. They aren’t political or economic geniuses. They aren’t civil rights experts. But guess what; neither are you.

We, the enraged, ought to remember that if we were given access to millions of people we would do the exact same thing. Celebrities are human beings. They are prone to selfishness and self-importance. They are opinionated, obnoxious, loud and headstrong. Just like you. Just like me. They have a right to voice their opinions. You have a right to ignore them. Being a teacher, electrician, plumber, garbage man, landscaper, lawyer, dentist, etc. doesn’t make you Thomas Sowell or William F. Buckley just as being a pop-star or movie star doesn’t make you Rosa Parks or Jesus Christ. No one is saying you can’t voice your opinion. You are reading this on an amateur blog. However, be mindful of the fact that the rights that we love and that also drive us insane from time to time (see; free speech) are for all Americans regardless of their line of work or their popularity.

Of course, it doesn’t help that we have a president whose skin is about as thick as a piece of overstretched cellophane. It makes me laugh as much as it makes me angry when I read posts from angry pseudo-conservatives about not caring about what celebrities think. Yes you do. The fact that you posted proves that you do. You care because you allow yourself to care. Stop doing that. Stop worshipping at the base of the pedestal of celebrity. Whether it is the act of heaping praise or heaping shit, the act alone is an act of devotion. Stop it. Give it a rest.

Or just turn off your TV.

Give It a Rest

The Dualism of the American Catholic Democrat

When considering the delicate relationship between an individual’s religion and their politics in an attempt to understand their voting history, we must be careful to remember that one should never override the other but more often than not does. For example, the members of the Westboro Baptist Church would love to see homosexuality made illegal. On the opposite side of the spectrum, the extreme ends of the political left would love to see church’s and people of faith capitulate to legislative pressure to officially recognize and in some cases  officiate same-sex marriages. These are clearly two extreme arguments but their over-the-top nature doesn’t negate that in the United States they are allowed to be as loud, vitriolic and obnoxious as they’d like. It seems that these days, the only viewpoints we hear about are the ones toeing the line between pro-active extremism and recalcitrant reactionaryism. This leads us to be false conclusion that they may not be the only viewpoints out there in the ether but they are the only ones the media deems worthy of discussing. Therefore, the majority of Americans, who are most assuredly more middle of the road than the media would have us believe, are relegated to a second tier of muted rhetoric and impotent, self-righteous activism. This is where it gets tricky for American Catholics.

Firstly, as a practicing Roman Catholic, I will admit that the majority of us who attend weekly Mass are severely lacking in the missionary aspect of our faith. I can remember at least twice where after leaving the joy and warmth of the presence of Christ within a half hour I was involved in an argument determining the ever-important question; where do we get lunch? The fact is; human beings are weak. We make mistakes. For an hour a week we acknowledge what is supposed to be paramount in our lives and sometimes we even keep our pledges to Christ and curtail our curmudgeonly ways from time to time. However, the majority of the time we are fully engaged in worldly affairs. They are far more pressing in our own minds and therefore require the lion’s share of our attention and effort. As C.S. Lewis put it when taking on the character of Screwtape to his junior tempter, Wormwood; “Teach him to call it, “real life” and don’t let him ask what he means by “real”. Change the, “him” to them / they and there you have the point perfectly illustrated. I point to this not to offer a pass to any Catholic who places more emphasis on the more innocuous practices of daily American political thought. Rather, to proffer the notion that more often than not, it is simply easier to allow belief and adherence to certain inherent moral truths to take a back seat to the pseudo-intellectual reasoning of mainstream liberalism. Let’s crunch some numbers before we get too philosophical. Remember, this is “real life”.

According to a source that I don’t let my students use, Wikipedia, as of 2015 there were close to 70 million Catholics in the United States.  Of those nearly 70 million, 44 percent identify as Democrat as opposed to 37% who identify as Republican. That means there are nearly thirty million American Catholics who tend to vote for Democrats in the United States. That is a voting bloc larger than the population of Texas. It is impossible to know how 30 million people voted and next to impossible to know how many simply didn’t vote at all. However, the question remains; what do American Catholics find so appealing about the Democratic party? I do not believe that the old ties to the economic mechanics of major American cities are a driving factor in the political ideologies of close to 30 million modern people. At least not anymore. That being said, it cannot be ignored that cities with large immigrant-Catholic populations eventually offered avenues to power for many of the disenfranchised Irish, Italians, etc. who were predisposed to politics. See; Tammany Hall, Mayor Daley, Mayor Curley. However, these now arcane, cultural-political allegiances were hyper-regional and thrived on nepotism. Politics, much like religion, gets passed down from generation to generation. But in this particular instance, the access to information independent of what we are fed by our parents is so widespread, and people are so engaged in social media, that it is difficult to keep the connection to the past vibrant enough to be a legitimate answer. So while this explanation offers a semi-romantic, nostalgic window to the past, the overall allure of the Democratic party for the rest of American Catholics can’t be explained away using the gangster analogy. Although if we analyze the appeal of the Democratic party, using the empirical evidence of their manipulation of the mostly uneducated and desperate Catholic immigrant population which flooded this country during the 19th century, we can see a disturbing pattern. This is the basis for the current argument on the right that Democrats want largely unhindered immigration or amnesty as a means to secure a dreadnought of a voting bloc in order to ensure political supremacy for the foreseeable future. It is disingenuous to deny a party’s practical history while at the same time assuming that due to nothing more than the passage of time, that human beings now are somehow morally superior to their ancestors. However, it does no one any good to speculate on motivation when those who are the by-proxy pawns in the speculation are wholly innocent. In this case, the immigrants themselves. It fosters resentment in all parties and leads to arguments based solely in sentiment rather than logic. This is where, I believe, the appeal lies for the American Catholic to align with the Democratic party. At least partly. The Democrats offer sentiment and emotion masquerading as an ideology of practical politics which exists for the good of others.

To be clear; I do not believe Catholic Democrats are evil, stupid, dangerous or silly. I truly believe that they have their hearts in the right place. I do, on the other hand, believe that their mechanics of charity and compassion do not gel at all with the theology or literal interpretations of Christ’s teachings. In Mark 12:17, Jesus states; “render to Caesar the things that are Caesar’s and to God the things that are God’s“. Jesus does two equally important things here. First, He states that it is important to practice charity in the name of one’s religion and also important to acknowledge one’s membership in a citizenry even if there is widespread consensus, as there was in His community at the time, that the powers that be are less than optimal. This is not to say that Christ is advocating becoming a doormat to government oppression. His mere mentioning of Caesar in his answer to the Pharisees in Mark 12:17 is His way of acknowledging the status quo for better or for worse. It was also a way for Him to trap the Pharisees in their own questioning by suggesting the owner of the sin of idolatry was Caesar himself and not the Jewish people who were forced to carry coins with his visage on them. Second, and most importantly for this discussion, He draws a clearly distinct line between government and charity. In essence, Christ is explaining the truth that Charity is the product of the divine and therefore inherent in every human being’s soul. Charity therefore lives in the heart and so naturally, it should flow from the heart. Christ is also warning us that charity is no longer charity when it becomes legislation. The essence of charity is trivialized to the point of non-existence when the charity becomes tax. This crucial point, I believe, is grossly misinterpreted by the majority of American Catholic Democrats. They believe that the juxtaposition of compassion and government is in line with Christ’s teachings and a perfect union between the necessity of rendering to Caesar what is Caesar’s and helping others as it seemingly exists to do little more than take care of you. Essentially, the misconception that social programs have the best interests of the marginalized in full focus and not the interests of lobbyists and special interest groups for the sole purpose of garnering more financial support is a problem that plagues both political parties. In the Democratic Party, the manipulation of this particular misconception reaches a level that is almost an art form. Unfortunately, the ruse is taken hook, line and sinker by the majority of politically aware American Catholics. The same people who would agree with logic behind the ‘teach a man to fish‘ adage routinely vote in legislators whose platforms are built entirely on the premise that it is better to give the man someone else’s fish. Because after all, you should want to give the man your fish even if it leaves you with little for yourself. The true essence of charity is to care for and provide for those who are simply unable to care for themselves out of a desire to better someone’s station in life by offering the tools to create a better existence. Not the desire to merely view the station as pathetic because of the instantaneous gratification we ourselves feel when we alleviate the immediate situation. If your moral compass points you in a direction which hinders the human spirit’s resilience, desire for personal happiness, thirst for self-affirmation and need for the knowledge in order to achieve all three, your charity is self-serving. Then it is no longer charity but merely a gesture.

Next weekend, thousands of Catholics along with other pro-lifers will descend upon our nation’s capital for the March for Life. It is no secret that the Catholic Church views abortion as public enemy number one. I am not going to get into my personal views on abortion in this piece as they have no bearing on the question at hand as I am not a Democrat. According to a poll conducted in 2013, 55% of American Catholics surveyed believe that abortion should be legal in all or most cases. The ‘most cases’ argument must be analyzed before we can go any further. In cases where the life of the child or mother is in danger, it can be argued that most people would agree that the question of abortion, perhaps not the act itself, may be raised. This is how we, human beings, get to hold opinions about things without ever having to take a hard-line stance. We agree that the question of the possibility in order to save a life, in those cases, ought to be raised and we are perfectly content to leave it at that. That is perceived as a separate issue regardless of the fact that it is still an example of the same action. While these legitimate issues are raised in the, ‘most cases’ question, it cannot be overlooked that depending on the agenda of the pollster, different and far more extreme examples are mentioned. For example, bringing up an instance of incestuous rape to someone who has stated that they may be open to abortion as an option is as obvious a leading question as is the rarity of these occurrences. So where does the American Catholic find the justification for their pro-choice stance if not in the realm of self-serving group-think where ideology overtakes theology and ‘reality’ reigns supreme? Even the act of abortion can be labeled as charitable when a moral code is inextricably linked to a political party. When sentiment trumps reason it is easy for us to fall into a loop where our two selves, the religious and the political, are constantly justifying each other in order to create a semblance of order within our worldview rather than acting as counter-balances for each other as they were meant to. The never-ending argument becomes the crutch. The infinite permutations of reason are forever lost to the necessity for dilemma in order to lend a purpose to the mind for no other reason than simplicity scares the hell out of us. Human beings need to constantly be in a state of argument whether it is with our fellow citizens or with ourselves. The rub here for the American Catholic, is that this system of grim, ideological, mathematics becomes incredibly attractive as the values for the variables are always; emotion, charity and compassion. Three things that Christians, not only Catholics, are taught to be paramount in our lives.

It would be cruel and altogether incorrect to end this brief delve into the motivation of Catholic Democrats by saying that Catholics in the United States are easily duped and therefore tend to conflate their religion and their politics. The two aren’t meant to be completely separate of each other but they were never meant to over-power the central purpose of either’s existence within the individual. I suppose, in the end, it would be a quick clean up to mention the malleability spawned by the Second Vatican Council which has seen the Church become more open to outside pressure. The perceived liberality of the current Pope is another issue but for the purposes of discussing American Catholics who have been by and large Catholic for years before his tenure doesn’t scream, “relevance”. To conclude, I would have to argue that it is the learned behavior and poorly taught theology of the American Catholic coupled with the inherent, God-given, drive for compassion and justice that facilitates the majority of them becoming members in the Democratic party. The problem is that doesn’t explain the disconnect that occurs when the already discussed issue of actual charity and shoddy legislation masquerading as charity issue is raised. But that can be answered somewhat easily. Human beings tend to do and say things which sound wonderfully compassionate but when push comes to shove, they’d rather see to their own self interests. The Roman Catholic is taught from a young age that it is this selfishness which affixed Our Lord to the Cross. While that fact is not untrue, it is a much different early religious education than our Protestant brothers and sisters receive. To be well-versed in guilt before your first Eucharist is a regrettable reality for most American Catholics. It is that guilt, cultivated within the mind of the individual which is the primary fuel for the argument that charity must be part in parcel with legislation. It is the explanation why some are unwilling to judge the action of abortion as they would rather not take the risk of being seen as judging the person. It is why American Catholics become Democrats in large numbers. We are taught that a life based on guilt is no life at all. Yet it is the underlying narrative and motivation for the majority of the actions taken by the left. I never said they weren’t diabolically brilliant.

J. M.

The Dualism of the American Catholic Democrat

Friday Observation: When Is It Enough?

I have debated health care. I have debated socialism. I have debated taxation. I have debated and debated and debated. After all of the back and forth in person and on social media, I have learned two things which are rock solid.

  1. People who want big, expensive social programs have their hearts in the right place, but couldn’t care less about the heart that disagrees with them. It is one thing to want to provide quality health insurance / housing / care, etc. for those who are less fortunate. It is something else, to in the same breath, paint anyone who disagrees with the method in which you propose to offer the insurance as a heartless, evil bastard whether explicitly or through the use passive aggressive snark. The desire to help others is admirable, noble and aligns with the teachings of most of the world’s religions. However, legislating compassion is morally disingenuous and does more to foster resentment than to fuel charity. Becoming angry to the point of rage when a social program you love in theory is queued for the trash bin is ridiculous, self-serving and ultimately worthless. There is more than one way to care for the country and its population. To vocally announce the doom of a segment of the population simply because you are unwilling to look outside of your ideological box is dangerous.
  2.  When engaged in a debate with someone who is appealing to sentiment rather than reality, it is in your best interest to fight fire with fire. Ask the following question; how much tax is a private citizen supposed to pay before they can be allowed to say, enough is enough? Basically; when are we allowed to admit that we have a hard enough time managing our own lives and that while we don’t wish ill-will on anyone, we have to focus on ourselves and our own families? Why is wanting to provide for the people you love and in turn receive love from selfish? Why is self-sufficiency a dirty term these days? Caring for yourself and your loved ones is not selfish. This forces the debate into a bottleneck in which the only acceptable answer is one that the person you are arguing with will not want to give. Don’t allow deflection. I have made that fatal mistake before and ended up debating climate change before the conversation was over. The answer will more than likely be buffeted by the statements, “it [tax] won’t be all that much” and “it’s worth it for the good of the country.” Problem is; who decides how much we should pay for these programs? Who decides how much of the money we earn we are allowed to keep? Why are we allowing people who decided that becoming a politician was the best path to an honest living to gouge our paychecks in order to placate the perennially whiny and chronically sullen? We should be asking these questions already and if we aren’t, then I’m not even sure we are allowed to debate tax issues.

Happy Friday.

J.M.

Friday Observation: When Is It Enough?

3 Points On The Latest Trump Story

There are certain truths that will remain truths after the fallout of the latest CNN / Buzzfeed debacle. The following are the most obvious and therefore what the American public will overlook the quickest. I am not suggesting that the American public is incapable of gleaning basic, obvious truths but rather that they are inclined not to. It just isn’t as much fun as going off the handle and yelling.

  1. Russia Is Loving This. Consider, for a second, that the Russians do have compromising intel on Trump. Eventually, one would assume that pressure from the US and its allies coupled with the overwhelming pressure of the court of public opinion would compel Russia to release whatever they had. Propoganda only works if you can occasionally give some sort of proof, no matter how flimsy and transparent. And why would Putin do something so foolish? Russia drops a video of Trump with a bunch of prostitutes urinating on a bed and the worst that would happen would be Trump stepping down due to the prodding of the GOP, his own cabinet, advisors and constituency. Even that isn’t assured as it is becoming clearer that the most accurate thing said about ardent Trump supporters was what DJT himself said of them when he alluded to not losing any hardcore support even if he began shooting people on 5th Avenue. If Trump were to step down, Putin and the Russians would have to deal with Pence and if they have  is no salacious intel on him, they are screwed into a corner. Regardless of whether or not there is any dirt on Trump that the Russians may have, and it would seem that there is due to some of the oddities which arose during the race and afterwards (Manafort, Tillerson, omission of anti-Russian aggression rhetoric from RNC platform, refusal to acknowledge the Russian invasion of Crimea) it stands to reason that it is in Russia’s best interest to play it close to the chest. More can be accomplished with disinformation than actual scandal material. Russia is aware that the mere question of motive behind all of Trump’s foreign policy dealings with the Baltic region / Middle East will be put into question by the American media. Now even more so. Russia needs the United States to be in a constant state of confused argument and definitely not unified in either patriotism or disgust. We have collectively proven to Putin and his cronies that instead of dirt all they need is the rumor of dirt to undermine the foreign policy of an incoming president.
  2. Buzzfeed Is Safe. As JD Rucker very eloquently stated today, “That BuzzFeed is becoming more of a mainstream voice of American journalism should be considered a travesty, but unfortunately it’s real.” Please read the entire piece here as it is very well done. However, the piece does leave out one key aspect of Buzzfeed which I will address now: Buzzfeed isn’t going anywhere. Buzzfeed masquerades as a news source from time to time but most of us know them because of their endless lists. You know what I’m talking about, the “20 Ways You Know You’re From _____” and “5 Reasons Why We Still Miss _____” etc. Those lists are complete crap, by the way. Blogger and all around funnyman, Maddox, completely dismantled their lack of anything even resembling originality or integrity in the best piece on Buzzfeed I’ve ever read, simply named, “I hate Buzzfeed.” I suggest you read that piece as it really exposes Buzzfeed for the shills that they are. So why isn’t Buzzfeed going anywhere? Why are they safe? Because they surround themselves with like-minded people and attempt to only attract audiences of the same. It is easy to mask a lack of journalistic integrity by playing it off coyly and coolly. It is even easier when you are primarily known for your lousy lists and videos of people eating snacks from different countries. They have the best of both worlds. They can loudly claim credit when they are proven to be correct and they can play off their blatant partisanship and bright yellow journalism by saying, “ah c’mon man don’t take it so seriously. Here, watch this video on the difference between ten-dollar peanut butter and ten million dollar peanut butter.” Want to stay relevent? Easy. Create a buzz (see what I did there?) and then sit back. They are going to be around for a while because desperate liberals need them to exist.
  3. Young GOPers Were Smart to Stay Away. During the election, if you were a Republican and did not kneel at the feet of the god-king Trump and grovel, you were obviously working for Hillary Clinton’s benefit. I was a Rubio guy from day one. I still am. I was dubious of his willingness to jump on the Trump train with the lack of reticence that he showed. However one must remember that, A. politicians are politicians, and B. no one, and I mean no one, knew how this was going to shake out. Rubio played it safe. Does that illustrate his steadfast support and allegiance to conservatism? No, no it doesn’t. That’s a problem. But a problem for a few years from now which can be alleviated by what he does in the Senate between now and then. That being said, he did not jump on the train with the same vigor as others did. The Gingrichs and Giulianis of the world knew that this was their last hurrah. So they bought in. The worst that would happen would be a Trump loss and then they would go back to being rich, older men. They gambled correctly and are still part of the game. The elderly GOP had nothing to lose and everything to gain so it is natural that they went the way that they did. Rubio and co. did not buy in with the same enthusiasm. Which at the time and at this moment continues to be a gamble, but a gamble with very little risk and high pay off. It will take a full generation, perhaps a couple, for there to be a cultural paradigm shift in this county which would see the rise of  a press that wasn’t incredibly liberal. The mere mention of Trump in connection with your own name as a politician can be media poison. Regardless of what is true or what is a half-truth or what didn’t even occur at all, we will be reminded of how base and unscrupulous Trump is at every turn during the next election cycle. And probably every day leading up until then as well. This will be done by compiling all of the vitriolic BS that has been thrown his way into one homogenized sludge of slander which will be impossible to clean off. Therefore, it is in the best interest of young GOP legislators to steer as far clear of DJT during these volatile early days as they can. No one wants to be connected to a bed-pisser. At least not an intentional bed-pisser.

***Some final food for thought: last night when social media was melting down over the Russian intel story, the only group of journalists who were saying, “wait a second… this sounds like crap… unsubstantiated, suspect, crap” were the likes of David Harsanyi and Charles C. W. Cooke. Writers for National Review. A publication which released its now famous, “Against Trump” edition and was then subsequently crucified as a dying publication by Trump himself. That made me smile for two reasons. First; that principled conservatism is alive and well even though it may be hiding in the wings licking its wounds at the moment. The kind of conservatism that doesn’t drool over revenge and would rather be factually accurate than sensational. Second; that the irony of a publication helping to expose and bury a slanderous story intended to hurt a man who tried to hurt and discredit the relevance of the publication is supremely sweet for the simple fact that his most vocal support would never acknowledge the work of said publication for the same reasons they opposed him.***

3 Points On The Latest Trump Story

Friday Observation: Don’t Worry, Criminals Will Be Extinct Soon

In about twenty years, the criminal as we know it will be extinct. Regardless of crime syndicate affiliation, race, creed, sex, nationality, they will all go the way of the Dodo. So rest assured that eventually one day, you will be able to roam the streets without a care in the world. No longer will you have to scoot from behind trash can to behind trash can on your way to the chiropodist. The days of desperately trying not to breathe too audibly while you press yourself up against the wall of some darkened alley in a vain attempt to lose the two criminal-types that were walking behind you in CVS are to soon come to an end. Eventually, and yes I do mean this, you will be able to leave the mace, pepper spray, butterfly knife, Glock 19 and baseball bat with nails sticking out of it at home when all you want to do is go out to grab a copy of Cracked.

How do I know this?

Easy. Today’s generation is frigging stupid. A few days ago, a horrific video surfaced of four black teens torturing a special-needs white teen. Let’s leave the racial / hate crime / disgusting nature of the act out of it and focus on the fact that these teens were caught because they chose to live stream it. They actually thought it would be a good idea to capture a crime on video. Because that is obviously a stellar plan. Clearly, beating on a person for their race is abhorrent. Clearly, taking advantage of a special-needs person is abhorrent. Clearly, these four teens are too stupid to exist. It is to be hoped that prison will take care of that. (I’ll go to Confession this weekend)

Anywho, we can take solace in the truth that today’s new generation of miscreants is obviously too stupid for crime. Which is good for all of us. I used to think that teens spent too much time on their phones and on social media. I used to think that documenting your every movement during the day was pathetic. Now I see that narcissism, boredom, stupidity and a few hundred dollars worth of plastic with a built-in camera is actually good for society. Maybe, just maybe, one day we won’t have to hermetically seal ourselves into our bedrooms each night with a ring of salt around our beds and at least four different alarms armed and ready. Maybe one day we will be able to sleep without having to set our alarm clocks to 20 minute intervals for a quick sweep of the house armed to the teeth with full body armor.

Wait, you guys don’t do that?

Friday Observation: Don’t Worry, Criminals Will Be Extinct Soon

Friday Observation: Until 2017, Chums

This year has been a doozy to say the least. It started out innocuously enough, but ended with a bang. I will not be sorry to see it go. Of course it wasn’t all bad. There were some genuinely lovely moments and for that I am eternally grateful. The following is a list of those particular moments.

THE NICE LIST

 

 

And now on to the naughty list. Things that absolutely floored me about 2016. Things that I would rather forget.

THE NAUGHTY LIST

Existence

 

Well that about wraps it up! Thank you to whoever is reading this. Thank you to whoever has read my ramblings in the past and I hope to keep you mildly entertained in the new year. This blog is obviously not going to win any awards nor is it going to launch me into Hemingway status. It’s just fun. I enjoy writing it and I hope you enjoy reading it. My family has gone through a very trying time in recent months with the loss of loved ones and other assorted health scares. So I urge whoever is reading this to enjoy this Christmas as much as they possibly can. Even if it doesn’t seem to be the best you’ve ever had, I guarantee one day you will look back on it fondly. Possibly, for no other reason than you were young. Younger than your future self. And you can’t get that back.

So a very Merry Christmas and a happy, healthy new year to you and yours! God bless you.

Now leave me alone until January.

XOXO

Friday Observation: Until 2017, Chums

Thursday Observation: Season’s Greetings?

I will be on the road tomorrow with the ever-lovely future Mrs. M so I am posting my Friday observation today. A Thursday observation. I know, I know, I’m a rebel.

‘Tis the season to feign outrage at how we greet each other. On Tuesday night, President-Elect Donald Trump announced that we, the American people, would be able to say, “Merry Christmas” again. This was met with thunderous applause from the West Allis, Wisconsin audience, presumably dominated by Christians due to their response, who feel disenfranchised by the past eight years of Obama’s America. With good cause. I am a practicing Roman Catholic who has written a bit on matters of theology and Church doctrine on this very blog. So I like to think that I have a firm appreciation for the true meaning of Christmas from a faith-based point. However, I am also an American. This does not trump my belief in God nor does it overshadow my membership in the Roman Catholic Church. One of the truly amazing things about being an American is having the legally protected ability to not have to give a rat’s about what anyone else says, thinks or believes. And that right is granted to Christian curmudgeons such as myself as well as whiny social justice warriors. Meaning; we are allowed to offend each other.

I was already planning on saying, “merry Christmas” this holiday season before I was granted permission from the President-Elect. I look at it two ways:

  1. I am more than content if my salutation of, “merry Christmas” is met with warm cheer.
  2. I am more than content if my salutation of, “merry Christmas” is met with absolute horror and anger. If I end up triggering someone… mission accomplished, Yankee Privateer.

I could not care any less if the season’s particular greeting I choose upsets anyone. The price of living in a free country is occasionally having your feelings tested or even hurt regardless of how idiotic your reasoning. For instance, there is now an after school Satan Club at a Seattle elementary school. Do I think that it’s wrong and laughably stupid? Yes. Do I think the school should shut it down? Yes. Do I think the school should be forced to shut it down? No.

To wrap it up: if you are going to choose to be insulted by Christianity and therefore by proxy, Christian holidays by focusing on the negatives throughout the Church’s 2000 year history and overlooking the overwhelming good Christ’s Church on Earth has done and continues to do, then I am allowed to choose to focus on the worst part of you. So if you feel insulted while reading this let me be the first to say; Merry Christmas, ugly!

And to all, a good night.

Thursday Observation: Season’s Greetings?

Observation Friday: Cool It

Conservatives need to understand that the more they spout off; “GET OVER IT, SHE LOST!!!” the more ground they lose in the ongoing, never-ending, back and forth of the American political culture war. The excuse; “they [Democrats] do it too… they say they won’t recognize a Trump presidency!” holds absolutely no water. How many of us, at one time or another, referred to Obama as “their [Democrats] president”? The rub against Paul Ryan, Reince Priebus and Congressional Republicans or the, “establishment” was that they didn’t do enough to obstruct Obama or his policies. Do you, Conservatives, honestly believe that liberals are going to simply roll over? Everyone reaps what they sow. It would be in the best interest of Trump’s most ardent supporters to realize that simply because you believe your ideology to be correct, doesn’t make it so in the eyes of your political opposites.

The Republican Party decided to dump the mantle of moral superiority that it rightly held in contrast to the DNC when it nominated Donald Trump. That does not mean that it should be cast away for good. In fact, it might be in the best interest of Conservatives to attempt to lift it back up in case they need to turn to it again after the next four years. If not they are left with a situation where the only defense they would be able to muster of themselves would be the, “we were conned but we had only the best intentions” argument. And that is not a good look on anyone.

Those on the right: Cool it. We may need to look principled again one day.

Hey, you never know.

Observation Friday: Cool It

Planned Parenthood: America’s Moral Megiddo

This election cycle, the GOP floated and then campaigned on its promise to defund Planned Parenthood. Trump’s election was more of a cultural statement than anything else if we truly analyze the factors of the election. American conservatives were forced into casting their ballots for a man who displayed not a single inkling toward a fondness for any of the central pillars of conservatism. People voted for him anyway. I believe it was mainly out of a feeling of desperation which was born out of a culture war which was swinging the United States into a social quagmire. In essence; the Trump voter voted for Trump because he at least carried the title, “Republican” which had up until his nomination, been the party of principle. His election was a mandate from the on-the-fence and reluctant Trump voting conservative. This means that the GOP had better make good on its promise to defund PP. Planned Parenthood has become a pillar and a symbol of progressive ideology in this country. The left, emboldened by eight years of moral malaise paid for with a blank check from the Oval Office, have found themselves in a fight they were certain they would never actually have to lace up the gloves for. It will be interesting to see how the left defends PP when it is actually put to the fire in Congress.

The truly vocal, radicalized progressives in the west are better at convincing themselves of falsehoods than any other group in the world. Case in point; the belief that Fidel Castro was a freedom fighter and a hero, a man to be admired. I point this particular nonsense out to illustrate the truth that progressives truly consider their political counterparts across the aisle as dangerously evil people. Yes, people who pay their taxes, go to Church, have traditional marriages and vote GOP are in their eyes, on a lower human rung of worth than Fidel Castro. A man who was responsible for the deaths of thousands of his own countrymen. So it is safe to say that there won’t be any hands reaching across the aisle in an attempt to begin a dialogue by the left. Admitting that the majority of federal money that pours into PP is used to subsidize the medicine, services and procedures it offers other than abortions in order to do nothing more than facilitate cheaper abortions would be the first step. Don’t hold your breath.

Unfortunately for the left, they have a bit of an issue with that pesky problem of morality. It can be argued that the justification for taking a life is relative to the particulars of the situation. Counter examples being; a soldier killing the enemy in war vs. the armed robber killing their victim for a wallet. The realization that the ultimate act of evil can be categorized into separate columns offers little more than a cold shudder to the staunch pro-lifer. That is, until they begin to analyze and understand that not only do we need to understand the intent of a situation but also the individuals involved in order to make our own moral judgments. To the left however, it would seem to be an air tight argument on the part of the pro-abortion crowd. In practice this line of argument offers little more than an easily dismissed talking point. One where all of the “gotcha” sentiment is instantly lost once the question of innocence is raised.

Here is where we have the problem. The question of innocence when discussing victims. We are dealing with an ideology of progressivism which instantly attributes innocence to the victim. This should seem altogether correct. However, it makes little to no sense once we understand that the idea of who the victim is has changed. Victims are no longer victims in the classical sense. The victim in the case of an abortion, where a baby is killed, is no longer the baby, it is the mother. The victims in the case of a city on fire due to rioting are not the store owners or homeowners who lose their property, but the rioters who became violent because of feelings of disenfranchisement. When Ben Shapiro is banned from college campuses, it is because he doesn’t fit the ideal narrative for American higher education. The students who disagree with him are the victims, not the speaker who just had his first amendment rights trampled on. When you or I feel exploited because our tax dollars, without our consent, go to fund an agency we’d rather have no truck with, it is the agency that suffers and by proxy the people who go to said agency that can claim the mantle of victimhood. Not us who are having the money taken from us regardless.

If that doesn’t seem to make any sense to you it is because it doesn’t. If the next administration, which so far has shown more allegiance to Goldman Sachs than it has to its droves of rabid supporters falls short on this particular issue you can essentially write off the moral superiority clause the GOP has for so long championed. It is time for all sensible Americans, regardless of their political allegiances to understand that victimhood disenfranchises the actual victims of crimes. People who point out the provactive attire of rape victims are roundly rejected as being laughably ignorant and rightly so. Why then, is it different when it comes to other types of victims? The definition of victim is clear. How morally bankrupt have we become that we are willing to entertain the idea that Fidel Castro was a hero, but an unborn child is superfluous?

That is a question that is too depressing to think about.

Planned Parenthood: America’s Moral Megiddo