P.S. Ukraine Could Use Some Attention Right Now

It has largely been forgotten by the majority of Americans that there is an ongoing conflict in Crimea. Why this is so can lead to speculation ranging from US-Russian political toadyism to just a general laissez-faire attitude towards the smaller and less worrisome countries of Eastern Europe. This, in my estimation, is probably the most realistic reason for the seemingly non-existent coverage of the largest land conflict in Europe since World War II. It just doesn’t seem like a good enough reason. So why doesn’t anyone on this side of the pond care? There has to be more to it.

James Kirchick has a piece over at National Review which discusses the history of Russian aggression during the cold war period to this point. It is a little long considering that the backbone of Russian aggression can be explained rather simply; Russian aggression is a product of a social philosophy which relies heavily on the appeal of heroic and nearly divine Slavic archetypes as a model for its political ends. When you believe yourself to be superior to all other people on your continent it becomes easy to do things such as annexing Crimea and sending armored columns into it to show the world that you mean business. Again, it is troubling that this action hasn’t garnered much interest in the United States considering the reasoning behind the action is almost a verbatim copy of the German justification of the annexing of the Sudetenland. Whenever someone argues that we have advanced to a point technologically where the overt crimes of the past can never be repeated to the same degree, I will forever refer to the Donbass and you should as well. The same air of heroic folklore hangs over the Russian psyche and compels it into different directions nearly all leading toward the same end: power. It is not nor should it be too foreign for us as Americans. We have our heroes as well and we are often apt to deify the past as a model for the present.

For every Southern boy fourteen years old, not once but whenever he wants it, there is the instant when it’s still not yet two o’clock on that July afternoon in 1863, the brigades are in position behind the rail fence, the guns are laid and ready in the woods and the furled flags are already loosened to break out and Pickett himself with his long oiled ringlets and his hat in one hand probably and his sword in the other looking up the hill waiting for Longstreet to give the word and it’s all in the balance, it hasn’thappened yet, it hasn’t even begun yet – William Faulkner, Intruder in the Dust

Faulkner describes the ability of the young man from the south to reach back into a past played out well before he was even a glint in his grandfather’s eye and hang onto a moment where greatness could be achieved. If you were to change the name Pickett to Nevsky and the date of July 1863 to April 1242, the sentiment of the passage would remain the same for the Russian reader. However, what would be different would be the explanation of the two people whimsically placing themselves in an ersatz heroic past as to why they were daydreaming about those particular moments. The American boy would tell you that his harkening was based on a love of home, the idea of protecting what one believes to be right and the gallantry of facing withering enemy fire and not flinching as a protest to perceived government aggression. The Russian’s explanation of their flight of whimsy would be mush easier to understand and succinct: slaughtering as many German bastards as I can with my bare hands. The Russian mindset does not feel the need to sugarcoat nor does it apologize for its rampant aggression. In fact, it prides itself on it. How would I know? My name ends in “ov”, I grew up around Russians.

This being understood, it then becomes easy to understand why Russia invaded the Donbass in flagrant defiance of their signing the Budapest Memorandum and with no fear whatsoever of NATO or the UN. First of all; why should they? England and the United States also agreed and signed the memorandum which essentially stated that after Ukraine Kazakhstan and Belarus gave up their nuclear arms these three heavy hitters would in effect protect the dignity of their borders and their sovereignty. Russia clearly had no intention of ever honoring this agreement but here is the kicker: neither did Britain nor did the US. The aim was to further establish stability in a region which was still reeling from the breakup of the Soviet Union by removing a large amount of nuclear ordinance. None of these countries ever pledged military support to Ukraine in the event of an invasion or threat to its borders because none of them were going to be too bothered if someone decided to start thumping artillery into Crimea. The Ukrainian people have only to look at the response to Russia’s invasion of Georgia in 2008 from both the United States and Great Britain. Let me save you the Google search: tough talk from Bush and Miliband and a few sanctions. While the conflict only lasted a little under a week it set a dangerous precedent of a lack of gravitas in western political reactions to Russian military aggression. Russia ended up with a blueprint for what it would begin six years later in Crimea: an escalation of a local conflict under the pretense of attempting to protect ethnic Russians and pro-Russian separatists in order to control a strategically and economically important area of another country. Imagine instead of physically taking money from your neighbor you force them at gunpoint to sign over their bank accounts to you while you explain that you are merely trying to protect them from their landlord. It’s sort of like that. Pretty lousy.

The fact that no one in the United States is reporting on this regularly is mind-boggling. You could make the argument that it is because of the much vaunted conspiracy theory of US-Russia collusion on an Illuminati-type scale that is forcing the American journalistic community to stay mum but you would be wrong considering the sanctions set against Russia for the 2008 Georgian conflict were removed by Obama about an hour after he took office. You could look to the fact that Americans have plenty to worry about here at home and therefore have no interest in what happens in other countries but, call me crazy, I think that is selling the American public short. Personally, I believe the ad hoc media blackout concerning the Ukrainian situation is due to the fact that once you scratch the surface of this thing, you really start to get a whiff of something rotten. This situation proves beyond a shadow of a doubt the following:

  1. The uselessness of the UN
  2. The neutered existence of NATO
  3. The failure of the United States to honor its pledge to an ally by a Democratic Administration
  4. The indifference of a president who is accused of being a Russian puppet
  5. Fear of Putin? (I’ll throw this last one in, because … why not?)

It is a shame that in America if you want to read about what is going on in a conflict that has claimed the lives of nearly three thousand civilians and wounded another nine thousand you have to search another country’s media outlets. But it is not surprising and none of this is all that complicated. Unfortunately for the people in Donbass, the reality isn’t so easily swept under the rug. Their reality is brutal, terrifying and incredibly politically relevant right now but we will hear less and less about it which will allow the casualties to mount. Our thirst for stories about porn stars and presidents leads to a collective complacency which can inadvertently extend conflicts. And that might be one of the biggest tragedies of this entire bloody mess.

J.M.

P.S. Ukraine Could Use Some Attention Right Now

Snapchat Pulpit

It’s easy to decry the mind-numbing and temperament changing cons of social media as the downfall of modern discourse. I laid out my indictment here. However, there is another by-product of our desire for instant gratification in the ersatz worlds we construct online. Namely; the decline in numbers of people who identify as church-goers / religious.

Think about it. The life of a faithful person is filled with, or should be filled with; introspection, quiet moments, moments where they embrace suffering as a means to foster a deeper relationship with God, moments of pure charity and moments of either sorrowful or joyful prayer. All of these moments, while fundamentally similar in their goals theologically, are vastly different practically. The singular truth in commonality which binds them is time. These things take time. And let’s be honest, the payoff for these actions and moments while sometimes incredibly fulfilling and transcendent can often times leave much to be desired. That is when faith is supposed to take over to remind the believer that it is not the rewards they receive in this life which are to be coveted and sanctified in their own minds. Rather, it is what awaits us in Heaven which is to be sought after and fought for. This may seem easy enough to understand but it is a different story altogether when put into practice by a generation of people who are used to instant gratification.

The internet is not evil. It is not a tool of the devil. On the contrary, the internet, and its readily available resources are a gift for modern people wishing to learn, connect and discover a myriad of things they would not have had access to 25 years ago is truly fantastic. But like any other society-changing bombshell inventions, there are unwanted and unforeseen societal changes which accompany them. In this case, it is the complete loss of anything even resembling patience. When we condition our brains to getting used to having instant answers, affirmation and entertainment anything else which we have to wait a lifetime for becomes a goal to worry about only when we have reached an age where the technology has passed us by. We will worry about Heaven when we don’t know how to use our devices anymore. When our grandkids have to show us how to use the Christmas presents they purchase us as a photo-op novelty. “Check out grandpa and his new Ipad25! He’s so cute and so stupid<3”. 

A generation of people are growing up never having to wait for anything, really. And when they are forced to be patient, they reach for their devices like a frustrated Poe reaching for laudanum. It is no great shock that people are unwilling to sit in a church for an hour let alone wait a lifetime to receive an award. For this reason, not only does the global Christian community suffer, but the world as a whole also suffers. The world needs Christians. The major problem now; is that Christians seem to need the world more than they need their Lord.

J. M.

Snapchat Pulpit

No More Lawyers. Please.

It is no coincidence that the overwhelming majority of our legislators in the past have been lawyers. This trend is down according to the ABA Journal. However, you’d never be able to tell if you, like myself and many others, turn to the internet for the majority of our political info. It would seem that the career perfectly suits the elected official as their primary reason for existence is to deal with the creation of new laws and the maintenance of preexisting laws. But that doesn’t change the fact that much like any other career-path which requires a good amount of expensive schooling and subsequent apprenticeship, a pseudo-confraternity forms organically from its membership. There is no clubhouse or secret handshake but if you read enough political punditry you will see just how thick the walls of their ethereal compound is. A compound that exists to keep plebs like you and myself gratefully groveling for the legal table scraps thrown to us at the base of the walls from their ersatz ramparts. Like legislators, a great number of pundits are also lawyers. Firstly, I would like to point out that I am glad, somewhat, that they are. If a journalist (cough, cough) is going to critique and analyze our lawmakers and the laws they create and argue then I would prefer that they at least have an idea of what is or isn’t legal. Honestly, having an understanding of the law is a prerequisite to be taken even remotely politically seriously even in passing among friends. I don’t pretend to be a lawyer or know even half or a quarter as much as a lawyer knows about the intricacies of law. I don’t have to be to have legitimate opinions and questions of my elected officials and their policies and here is the kicker; neither do you or anyone else.

If you spend any time on Twitter and are even the least bit political, I am sure you have seen posts from some bloggers/pundits (again, a lot of whom are lawyers by trade) which were incredibly condescending. The lawyer-clique online is as every bit as ruthless, judgmental and obnoxious as [insert memory of group of unbearable assholes from high school] that you can bring to mind. Here is how the process works:

  1. Blogger-lawyer Tweets
  2. Followers retweet, favorite and sometimes reply
  3. Blogger-lawyer has decision to make: choose the most unhinged and questionable reply to original tweet and completely dismantle the person via quoted tweet and snarky retort OR find intelligent, thoughtful and reasonable reply and reply reasonably. (either choice leads to final product)
  4. IF the blogger lawyer has chosen the first option: other lawyers smell blood in the water and then post to pile onto the rube who is currently receiving a legal beat down, eventually original blogger lawyer and blogger lawyers who have joined the ratpack begin to discuss original tweet and ignore all other incoming tweets. IF the blogger lawyer has chosen the second option: other lawyers post to answer the question of the initial reply, even if it has already been answered because let’s face it, if a lawyer can’t spend their time telling people that they are lawyers then what is the point of becoming one? See; veganism. Eventually, blogger lawyer and other blogger lawyers and plain lawyers who have joined the fray begin discussing the question and ignore all other incoming tweets.
  5. Repeat process ad nauseam.

Seriously; the politisphere of Twitter is one enormous, juridical circle-jerk. Am I bitter? Do I sound bitter? Are you thinking; ‘this dude must have been burned by some hot-shot lawyer on twitter’? Well I am sorry to un-butter your biscuit but I haven’t. However, we have all been burned by legislators and that is enough for me and you to have important opinions on the law. I don’t care if a bunch of lawyers want to get together and talk shop on the internet. What I do care about; is the intricacies of law and its power over ALL of us should dictate that the experts in the law not be massive tools when questioned about it. Imagine if a doctor said something like this to a patient, “ummm yeah… no that’s not how your chemo is going to work, chief… but nice try. *eyeroll emoji*”. Yet when it comes to questions of the law we are spoken down to regularly by legislators and pundits. Why do we allow it? Randoms on twitter aren’t the clients of blogger-lawyers nor do the lawyers have the responsibility to answer anyone civilly or even answer anyone at all. But what a pundit-lawyer has over a doctor is the ability to be an opinion maker or changer if they have a large internet following. And that is dangerous. They need to take that shit seriously. However, most of them have at one time or another made the famous cop-out statement: I don’t ask anyone to read my stuff, I just write and people read it. What a cowardly way to shirk responsibility for any by-products or fallout of their musings. All done with an air of snark that would make Regina George cringe.

I think it would be super-swell if we as a society decided that we were tired of allowing lawyers to think and operate as if their political poopers didn’t stink. The first and most important step is to let them know that we will not allow them to walk on proverbial water around us anymore by not electing them anymore. Let’s run and elect people who actually have an idea of how the world works. An electrician, plumber, teacher etc. may not know too much about the intricacies of law but I bet they know how much a gallon of heating oil or gallon of milk costs and what it’s like to worry about bills. And maybe those are the kind of people we need making our policies these days. Far more than we need lawyers pontificating about them.

No More Lawyers. Please.